OK, so no one has asked for more cookbook lore, but I'm going to give you more anyway. Recall that the following tidbits come from the 1892 "The Snow White Cook Book". This time around will be Cures:
1) TO RESTORE FROM STROKE OF LIGHTENING. Shower with cold water for two hours; if the patient does not show signs of life, put salt in the water, and continue to shower an hour longer.
2) WARM WATER. Warm water is preferable to cold water as a drink to persons who are subject to dyspeptic and bilious complaints, and it may be taken more freely than cold water, and consequently answers better as a diluent for carrying off bile, and removing obstructions in the urinary secretion, in cases of stone and gravel.
3) BITES OF DOGS. The only safe remedy in case of a bite from a dog suspected of madness, is to burn out the wound thoroughly with red-hot iron, or with lunar caustic, for fully eight seconds, so as to destroy the entire surface of the wound. Do this as soon as possible, for no time is to be lost. Of course it is expected that the parts touched with the caustic will turn black.
4) LEANNESS. Is caused generally by the lack of power in the digestive organs to digest and assimilate the fat-producing elements of food. First restore digestion, take plenty of sleep, drink all the water the stomach will bear in the morning on rising, take moderate exercise in the open air, eat oatmeal, cracked wheat, Graham mush, baked sweet apples, roasted and boiled beef, cultivate jolly people, and bathe daily.
There you have it. What'd we learn? Water is an important element in curing whatever ails you! First, if someone is struck by lightening, shower in it - cold, mind you. I don't know, but you may even want to place the victim in the shower with you. In any event, I'd post instructions next to the shower in case you're the victim and are showing no signs of life.
Secondly, drink warm water for good health. I'd do this even if you're not sure of your bile-count or if you have stones or gravel anywhere inside you.
Third, if you're too thin, drink plenty of water first thing in the morning. I'm disappointed the book does not clarify if it should be warm or cold water in this case. But I am thankful for the advice to be around jolly folks and bathe daily. Hopefully the jolly fellows will do the same.
And finally, my best advice from this blog entry? Stay the hell away from dogs!!