Better Water in 10 Minutes!

Here is another interesting and entertaining water-related device to help you feel good about drinking regular, old water (or wine, or juice or whatever).  Please be aware that I have altered the product's real name for the protection of everyone involved.

"The WATER RESINATOR is the original water balancing technology used by Tibetan and Buddhist monks for hundreds of years. Each one has been meticulously designed and handmade by Buddhist monks. Each consists of a gold-plated platform affixed to a gold-plated frame that is geometrically precise. The gold-plated platform has a neodymium activator magnet at its center on the underside. Mounted to the three precise triangles are the three primary resonator arrays which consist of three Siberian Blue, optically clear, laboratory grade quartz crystals.

Each of the three crystals has two gold-plated, properly polarized, neodymium magnets which are wound against the crystal with powerful pressure which activates the energy of the crystal, much like a quartz crystal watch which pulses to a precise rhythm. This highly pressurized copper winding, combined with the magnetic field of the dual magnets, appears to generate a high power pulsing effect which in turn causes a profoundly positive and beneficial effect on water and other liquid beverages.

It has been generally thought for a long time that passing a conductive fluid through a properly designed magnetic field has an effect on the polar molecules in the fluid. Even wine connoisseurs and professional wine tasters are using magnets these days to realign wine molecules to smooth and mature the taste of a young wine. This effect, or an even more enhanced effect, can be achieved by placing wine or other beverages on the WATER RESINATOR plate.

The WATER RESINATOR is a masterpiece of beauty, workmanship, form, and function. We choose to make no claims regarding the effects of this wonderful device; however, many users report that the WATER RESINATOR is the most powerful water balancing and energizing technology they have ever used.

We are told by the Buddhist monks who make the WATER RESINATORS that each one is personally blessed by Buddha M_______. Each purchase of the WATER RESINATOR includes a special audio CD which features tones, blessings, and chants by Buddha M______ himself.  Each one was hand made by Buddhist monks, so stock is very limited.

The WATER RESINATOR can be used with most any beverages including water, wine, coffee, tea,  juices, and even soft drinks. Simply place your chosen beverage in a clear glass in the center of the WATER RESINATOR. The effect is instantaneous, although most users leave the beverage in the WATER RESINATOR for 5 to 10 minutes for best results. (Water and glass not included.)

The price of the WATER RESINATOR is $495 and Insured Shipping is FREE in the continental U.S."

Well, If I add this product to my collection, I'll now be out a total of well over $3,395.00, but...what a collection it'll be.  I'm banking on the fact that I can mix and match these products - use my MiraculeOfWaters accelerator pendant on the resinator, play the Buddhist Monk chants for the Chrysallis 8 instead of the Gregorian Chants, and loop the Gregorian and Buddhist Monk chants in double stereo for the MiraculeOfWaters device!  And then run it all through the Imploder!  OMG, this is exciting - can you imagine the end water product?.... Anybody want in on the ground floor?